- TV stands from Target are a two day building project.
- If don't have a hammer handy, a Lutheran Study Bible will work just as well.
- 20$ bed frames from Amazon.com are dangerous and will be break in a matter of weeks.
- The best place to build snow people is on the balcony.
- If you throw muffins on Corrie's balcony in the Winter, she will find them in the Spring.
- Getting trashed the night before working a morning track meet or speech/debate meet is never a good idea. However, that doesn't mean you won't make the same mistake next time.
- That being said, track meets and speech/debate meets are never the same if your not hungover.
- If you drink while doing a drama project, you'll get an A. However, it doesn't work with Education projects.
- Theres nothing wrong with a glass of wine, before dealing with middle schoolers.
- When moving in. Always except help from the hot neighbors.
- Culver's ketchup cups make for great jello shot holders.
- Kelsey does not have the power to jump off the balcony and climb back on.
- DDR Country Music is only fun if Rachel wins.
- Sometimes, you have to live with a crappy living room for 4months, before you realize theirs a better way to arrange furniture.
- Netflix > Cable.
- People will come to your apartment to simply steal your internet. Including your neighbors.
- If you get scared at night. You can bang on the wall and Corrie will reassure you that she's right on the other side.
- Balconies are the best place to bitch about life and people you don't like.
- By the end of the night, the yard underneath the balcony will be covered with sunflower seeds.
- Don't forget to water the planets outside with WATER. Rum and coke does not keep them alive.
- Margarita Mondays <3.
- If your planning to trash Tasha's office for her Birthday, don't blow the balloons up at the apartment. You'll have to carry them down the stairs in trash bags and find a way to fit them all in the car.
- That being said, paper chains are never good ideas when your bored. They just keep getting longer and longer.
- And to go along with that, always give Tasha the nice chain, because she gets more excited. Corrie can get the shitty left overs, since she's pretty easy to please :)
- When in doubt, barrow a shot glass from Corrie and tell her your doing shots of water.
- The sofa isn't big enough for sleeping on. Use the floor.
- Nothing says WELCOME TO CONCORDIA, they convincing the new volleyball coach that he lives across the hall from 2 boys and a girl, in a one bedroom apartment.
- The Michigangers are always welcomed, and there is always room for them (somewhere).
- I do have a walk in closet, and we can fit four people in fit, with coats.
- It is possible to shove Rachel into the bathroom closet, and it hurts.
- Coming back from Theatre Study Tour, and saying "WHO THE F DRANK MY WINE WHILE I WAS GONE!"..... I never do remember drinking that bottle of wine.
- Nobody watches movies on movie nights.
- The boys feel manly when you let them make you food on the grill.
- Don't give your neighbors a fish for their birthday. You'll just end up caring for a hobo fish.
- Don't forget to check in!
Nick, Kelsey, Nate, and Corrie, I except you help me continue the list, so I can add too it :)
RIP: The Fancy Place! :(
